August 2, 2017

Morning
>CNN: DHS Spokesman David Lapan being considered for White House Communications Director by Kelly
>Trump signs bill that puts sanctions on North Korea, Russia, and Iran
>Releases statement saying that the bill will drive Russia, Iran, and North Korea closer together
>Senate approves 8 Pentagon posts
>These include Ryan McCarthy as Army undersecretary; Ellen Lord as undersecretary of Defense for acquisition, technology and logistics; Lucian Niemeyer as assistant secretary of Defense for energy, installations and environment; Robert Hood as assistant secretary of Defense for legislative affairs; Robert Daigle as director of Cost Assessment and Program Evaluation; and Elaine McCusker as a principal deputy undersecretary of Defense, comptroller.
>And Matthew Donovan for Navy Secretary
Afternoon
>Comey signs book deal for book detailing his tenure as FBI Head
>Trump was in talks to play president in Sharknado before running for president
>Bloomberg: Rick Perry being considered for DHS Head
>Trump and Senators Cotton and Perdue introduce the RAISE Act
> Reforming American Immigration for a Strong Economy
>Bill would change immigration system to a merit based system rather than a lottery system
>Would cap refugees at 50,000
>Would cut green cards by 50%
>Huckabee rally feat. Killer Miller
>Absolutely wrecks Jim Acosta
>Acosta tries to use poem on Statue of Liberty as basis for immigration policy
>Miller reminds him the original statue didn’t have that on it
>Miller instantly decried as rude and a white supremacist
>Miller “had a blast” per White House aides
>Poll: 57% have a negative view of BLM
>Esra Cohen-Watnick ousted from NSC
Tonight
>Trump says he never called White House a dump
>Kelly called Sessions to tell him his job is safe

July 19, 2017

Morning
>Trump tweets: The Republicans never discuss how good their healthcare bill is, & it will get even better at lunchtime.The Dems scream death as OCare dies!
>”I will be having lunch at the White House today with Republican Senators concerning healthcare. They MUST keep their promise to America!”
>People Mag: Trump Jr. is miserable and can’t wait for father’s presidency to end
>Russian lawyer that met with Trump Jr. says she’s ready to testify before Congress
>Drudge: “Heads will roll” over Trump approval numbers
>Vanity Fair: “Real chance” CNN’s Jeff Zucker may be forced out
>House passes amendment that grants Charlie Gard permanent resident status
>NAFTA talks to begin next month in Washington
>Trump talks at first Voter Fraud Commission meeting
>“If any state does not want to share [voter] information, one has to wonder, what they are worried about?”
>DOJ expands asset forfeiture programs
Afternoon
>Trump has lunch with Senators
>Calls on them to cancel August recess
>”Inaction is not an option”
>Says any Senator against starting debate is telling America you’re fine with OCare
>SCOTUS includes grandparent exemption in travel ban
>Kushner agrees to appear before Senate Intel Committee on July 24
>Trump to nominate Mark Esper for Secretary of Army
>Poll: 57% of likely voters says coverage of Trump is “too negative”
>Corey and Bosse were sent to help revive healthcare yesterday
>Trump ends CIA program of arming Syrian rebels
Tonight
>McCain disgnosed with brain tumor
>Is currently considering options
>Trump says Comey tried to leverage pissgate dossier
>Trump says he’s not ruling out firing Muller

July 13, 2017

Morning
>Rand backs plan to repeal first, then later replace
>Melania visits childrens hospital in France
>WaPo says she spent about half an hour there
>New GOP healthcare bill adds Cruz’s proposed changes
>Would allow insurers to sell plans that do not meet ObamaCare regulations if they also sell a plan that does meet those rules
>NYT: Kushner updated foreign contacts disclosure form to include over 100 names
>House Appropriations Committee refuses to revoke Kushner’s security clearance
>/ourmick/ Mulvaney coins the term MAGAnomics
>Refers to the plan for sustained 3% economic growth
Afternoon.
>Sessions asked to had over list of all known Russian dealings/contacts
>Gives them blank sheet of paper.
>Poll: 73% of Dems and 17% of Republicans would give up drinking for Trump impeachment
>Senate Judiciary Committee invites Don Jr. to testify
>Paul Ryan says that he will work to modernize the legislative dress code
>Why worry about heathcare and tax cuts when women can’t wear open toed shoes!
>Poll: Only 31% of Dems and 8% of Republicans say they trust the news to be “very accurate”
>Trump and Macron press conference
>Trump says Russian lawyer was in US because of Lynch
>Reuters: Trump weighing further sanctions on China over North Korea
>No breakthrough on Paris Deal
>Senate Arms Services Committee sends potential Navy Secretary Richard V. Spencer to final vote
>Trump: Not joking about solar wall
>”There’s no better place for solar than the Mexico border, the southern border.”
>Trump says he’ll invite Putin to the White House “at the right time”
>”This isn’t the right time”
>Trump says only thing harder than Israeli-Palestinian peace deal is healthcare
>Senate confirms William Hagerty to be U.S. ambassador to Japan.
Tonight
>Trump says he will renegotiate trade deal between US and South Korea
>House votes against banning the Pentagon from paying for gender reassignment surgery
>Politico: Kushner wanted White House to defend Don Jr. more strongly

June 28, 2017

Morning
>Trump tweets: Some of the Fake News Media likes to say that I am not totally engaged in healthcare. Wrong, I know the subject well & want victory for U.S.
>Mattis says White House statement stopped Syrian chemical attack
>Trump considering import tariff on China
>Trump will visit France next month for Bastille Day
>Invited by Macron
>Acosta: Hannity needs a hug
>Former press secretaries Fleischer and McCurry support an “embargo” on live White House briefings
>Says the briefings should focused on “facts and substance”, not “gotcha”
>Served under W Bush and Clinton respectively
>Iran says Travel Ban is unfair and racist
Afternoon
>Chaffetz will join Fox as a contributor
>Kasowitz will delay filing complaint against Comey for making unauthorized disclosures to the press
>”Unnamed source” says the delay’s purpose is to ease pressure on Muller
>White House says Trump will nominate Chris Campbell for assistant secretary of Treasury for financial institutions
>Trump says healthcare is coming along well
>”We’re gonna have a big surprise”
>Vice retracts two stories on Trump concerning Disney’s “Hall of Presidents”
>Project Veritas video captures Van Jones saying Trump-Russia story is “a nothing burger”
>Trump posts Project Veritas videos to his Instagram
>Trump meets with Chicago Cubs at White House
>Disney confirms Trump will voice his own robot in the Hall of Presidents
Tonight
>WaPo bans criticism of advertisers on social media
>Democracy dies in darkness and all that
>House to vote on Kate’s Law and new penalties for sanctuary cities
>Sleepy eyes Chuck Todd: White House waging a war against truth
>Ann Coulter picks a fight with Hannity on twitter
>The Atlantic: Trump will cause violence against journalists
>Chaffetz says not having enough money was partly why he decided to leave Congress
>Trump to nominate Brendan Carr for Commissioner on the FCC
>Hannity roasts Joe’s music video

June 26, 2017

Morning
>Trump goes on a morning tweet storm
>Tweets: The Democrats have become nothing but OBSTRUCTIONISTS, they have no policies or ideas. All they do is delay and complain.They own ObamaCare!
>Call out Obama
>Says Obama knew for 4 months about Russia but did nothing
>”I should be given apology!”
>Tweets: Republican Senators are working very hard to get there, with no help from the Democrats. Not easy! Perhaps just let OCare crash & burn!
>More winning
>Supreme Court ends injunction against Travel Ban
>Was a Per Curium opinion aka 9-0 decision
>Will hear arguments on the merits of the case in October
>Some GOP members call on Ginsburg to recuse herself after her comments during the campaign
>Students and those with a “relationship” with a person or organization in US are exempted from the ban
Afternoon
>Audio only Spicer rally
>Jim Acosta gets triggered hard
>Spicer: There’s no camera on Jim
>Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says Gorsuch, Thomas, and Alito are the three horsemen of the apocalypse
>Trump meets with Indian PM Modi
>Trump gets two hugs from Modi
>Modi invites Ivanka to lead US delegation in India
>CBO releases score on Senate healthcare bill
Tonight
>Three CNN employees resign after retraction of false Russia story
>FBI Director nomination formally sent to Senate
>White House warns another Syrian chemical attack may be coming

June 22, 2017

Morning
>Trump wrecks twitter
>Tweets: By the way, if Russia was working so hard on the 2016 Election, it all took place during the Obama Admin. Why didn’t they stop them?
>Asks why the DNC refused to let the FBI to examine their servers and refused DHS protection on servers prior to election
>”It’s all a big Dem HOAX”
>Trump tweets: I certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party – and please let Cryin’ Chuck stay!
>Tim Ryan (D-OH) says Nancy Pelosi is more toxic than Trump
>Ryan challenged Pelosi for Minority Leader earlier in the year
>McConnell releases 100+ page healthcare bill
>Pocahontas calls it “blood money for tax cuts”
>Trump reveals that he trolled the shit out of Comey
>Tweets: With all of the recently reported electronic surveillance, intercepts, unmasking and illegal leaking of information, I have no idea whether there are “tapes” or recordings of my conversations with James Comey, but I did not make, and do not have, any such recordings.
>AP: Air Force One TVs set to record Property Brothers
>Pelosi: I think I’m worth the trouble
>Calls herself a “master legislator” and a “strategic, politically astute leader”
>Pelosi aides e-mail other Dems with suggestions for pro Pelosi tweets
Afternoon
>Off camera press briefing
>Jim Acosta is triggered again
>Adam Schiff screeches that Trump not having tapes amounts to witness intimidation
>New Ben Garrison
>State Department officials attend Otto Warmbier’s funeral
>MSNBC: Republicans that join with Trump “like hugging a suicide bomber”
>Kate’s Law set to be voted on by House next week
Tonight
>Trump tweets: Mexico was just ranked the second deadliest country in the world, after only Syria. Drug trade is largely the cause. We will BUILD THE WALL!
>Trump speaks at Congressional Picnic
>YA THINK YA HOT SHIT DONCHA
>Skippy Podesta to testify before Senate Intel committee next week

June 21, 2017

Morning

>Hol up

>Congressional Black Caucus turns down offer to meet with Trump

>Corey says no White House shakeup will happen

>”The president is very happy with his team”

>Says Special Counsel should be ended

>T Rex and Mattis meet with Chinese leaders

>Talks aim to continue positive momentum between China and America

Afternoon

>Spicer on Laura Ingraham’s show

>Says many press pool reporters want to become “YouTube stars”

>T Rex asks GCG to be reasonable with demands on Qatar

>Supports Kuwait mediation

>Trump holds meeting on combating cyber threats

>Officer stabbed in Flint Michigan

>Is ruled to be terrorism

>ACLU suing DC police for “wrongful arrests” during inauguration riots

>Cedar Rapids newspaper runs full page editorial against Trump

>”Now is not the time for a rally”

>Trump will be interviewed by Fox and Friends tomorrow

>First interview on more than a month

>Mattis and T Rex hold joint presser

Tonight

>Report: Trump has spent $133,000 on White House furnishings

>Trump rally

>6,000 in attendance

>Was capped by fire marshal

>Covered all achievements

>Announces he is considering solar panels for the wall

>”Will make the wall much cheaper for Mexico”

>Kellyanne on Hannity

June 8, 2017

Morning

>Happy anniversary Mike and Karen Pence!

>Kurt Eichenwald found to be a hentai connoisseur

>Lindsey Graham:  At lot of stuff [Trump does] bothers me, but it’s not a crime

>Comey hearing

>Said he took notes cause he thought Trump would lie

>Didn’t take notes on Obama

>Trump did not direct Comey to end Russia investigation

>Leaked memos to Columbia Law professor friend so that he could leak them to the press

>Comey: Lordy I hope there are tapes

>Says Loretta Lynch told him to call Clinton Investigation a “matter”

>Comey says Lynch handling of Hillary investigation made him queasy

>Rubio: Only thing that hasn’t been leaked was that Trump wasn’t under investigation

>Comey says he “could be wrong” 8 times

>Said “I don’t know” 21 times

>Hearing destroys NYT story

>ABC issues retraction

Afternoon

>Trump’s outside counsel responds

>Says Comey violated executive privilege by leaking memos

>Says one memo was classified

>Says Comey’s timeline does not match up aka perjury

>Chris Matthews: Russia collusion story came apart today

>Putin trolls America again

>Says he likes John McCain

>Pence will campaign for Handel in Georgia tomorrow

>Senate confirms Scott Brown for Ambassador to New Zeland

>RNC: Nobody thinks more of James Comey than James Comey

>Trey Gowdy will be new chairman of House Oversight

>Qatar rejects Trump’s White House invitation

>House votes to rollback key parts of Dodd-Frank

Tonight

>Greg “Breaking glasses and beating asses” Giantforte due in court Monday

>Tucker discusses Kurt Eichenwald’s hentai on air

June 7, 2017

Morning
>Happy Birthday Mike Pence!
>Trump tweets: I will be nominating Christopher A. Wray, a man of impeccable credentials, to be the new Director of the FBI. Details to follow.
>Did not tell staff of decision before tweeting
>Hawaii signs bill to align with Paris Climate Agreement
>Hannity shits on Morning Joe again on twitter
>Senate Intel hearing with McCabe, Rodgers, and Coats
>All deny being pressured by Trump to end or interfere with an investigation
>DoJ ends policy of allowing settlements to go to non profits
Afternoon
>Fox Biz re signs Charles Payne
>State Department condemns Iran terrorist attack
>Iran blames US and Saudis
>Trump speaks in Ohio on infrastructure and healthcare
>White House: Trump will nominate Ryan McCarthy for Army Undersecretary
>Preview of Comey’s testimony released in printed opening statement he will read tomorrow
>Trump told Comey that he was not involved with “hookers”
>Trump said that if any associates were improperly involved with Russia it would be good to find out
>Confirms he told Trump 3 times Trump was not under investigation
>Comey spoke to Trump 9 times in 4 months
>Trump invites Qatar emir to White House to resolve crisis
>Trump admin re launches National Space Council
Tonight
>2 congressmen drafting articles of impeachment for Trump
>Alleges obstruction of justice
>Trump announces 11 more Federal Court nominees
>Melania will move to DC next week
>Schiff: I feel like the proverbial spouse in a bad marriage with Trump
>South Korea halts deployment of THAAD system
>North Korea tests another missile
>Corey on Tucker